Melanism 101
Last Sunday, I watched Gandang Gabi Vice and one of the celebrity guest that night is Melanie Marquez. I can’t help but laugh whenever she open her mouth. Para s’yang naka drugs especially when she mentioned that she’s not fond of “SIGNATORIAL” clothes. Because of that, I tried to collate all her quotable quotes and create my own Melanism or The Dictionary of Melanies words of wisdom. Enjoy!
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Ø "That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other
people's lives."Ø "I won't stoop down to my level."
Ø "My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman."
Ø "Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable."
Ø "Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong
taon sa inyong lahat. (during her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awardsnight where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award)"Ø "I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival."
Ø "Sumasakit ang migraine ko."
Ø "Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point."
(when asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)Ø I coudn’t care a damn!
Ø What’s your next class before this?
Ø Can you repeat that for the 2nd time around once more?
Ø Hello, my brother joey is out of town, would you like to wait?
Ø Don’t touch me not!
Ø You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
Ø Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself.
Ø We are lovers. Not fighters
Ø Why should I have a calling card? I’m not a call girl!
Ø Dont worry little angel, big angel is here”.
Ø “He should be put behind bar”. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four”.
Ø “Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes”.
Ø “They should talk behind the scene… (on Kris and Joey)
Ø “Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko… sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae… talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo… PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.”
Ø Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.Ø “A man’s success is a woman’s behind.”
Ø “My husband was born on a silver spoon”
Ø Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot…ah, forward!Ø “It’s not my problem anymore. It’s their problem anymore.”
Ø Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, “Hey *****,” upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, “Don’t you ever, ever call me…hey!”
Ø “I keep my crown in the voltage.”
Ø “Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. ”
Ø “Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It’s DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.” ( While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)
Ø “My answers have been prayered.” (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz)
Ø “Hello…Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.” (On ex-flame Lito Lapid, in response to being misunderstood)
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