Melanism 101

Last Sunday, I watched Gandang Gabi Vice and one of the celebrity guest that night is Melanie Marquez. I can’t help but laugh whenever she open her mouth. Para s’yang naka drugs especially when she mentioned that she’s not fond of “SIGNATORIAL” clothes. Because of that, I tried to collate all her quotable quotes and create my own Melanism or The Dictionary of Melanies words of wisdom. Enjoy!


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Ø  "That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other
people's lives."
Ø  "I won't stoop down to my level."
Ø  "My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman."
Ø  "Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You're so questionable."

Ø  "Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong
taon sa inyong lahat. (during her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awardsnight where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award)"
Ø  "I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival."
Ø  "Sumasakit ang migraine ko." 

Ø  "Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point."
(when asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)
Ø  I coudn’t care a damn!
Ø  What’s your next class before this?
Ø  Can you repeat that for the 2nd time around once more?
Ø  Hello, my brother joey is out of town, would you like to wait?
Ø  Don’t touch me not!
Ø  You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!
Ø  Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself.
Ø  We are lovers. Not fighters
Ø  Why should I have a calling card? I’m not a call girl!
Ø  Dont worry little angel, big angel is here”.
Ø  “He should be put behind bar”. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four”.
Ø  “Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes”.
Ø  “They should talk behind the scene… (on Kris and Joey)
Ø  “Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko… sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae… talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo… PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.”

Ø  Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.
Ø  “A man’s success is a woman’s behind.”
Ø  “My husband was born on a silver spoon”

Ø  Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot…ah, forward!
Ø  “It’s not my problem anymore. It’s their problem anymore.”
Ø  Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, “Hey *****,” upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, “Don’t you ever, ever call me…hey!”
Ø  “I keep my crown in the voltage.”
Ø  “Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. ”
Ø  “Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It’s DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.” ( While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)
Ø  “My answers have been prayered.” (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz)
Ø  “Hello…Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.” (On ex-flame Lito Lapid, in response to being misunderstood)

Comments

Call Me Xander said…
napanuod ko din to nung sunday at tawa lang ako ng tawa.. hahaha
Jul 18, 2011, 9:52:00 PM
Halfbakedboy said…
oo nga e. kakaiba. parang naka drugs si melanie. nag flash back tuloy ako. haha!
Jul 18, 2011, 10:07:00 PM
test said…
Wahahahaha! Nice compilation! :D
Jul 30, 2011, 10:19:00 AM
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